The final poster of Twilight is up.

I much preferred the preview version:

I’ll say it now and I’ll say it every time this comes up: it looks like she carved a statue of him in shop class and she broke into the school at night and is pushing it out to her car so she can drive it home and pretend she’s slow-dancing with it.

The final trailer for Twilight came out last night. I could write an essay about how much I hate this series of books; however, I have only ever had one thing to say about the books, and watching the trailer last night it was like the God of Trailer Editing (his name is Steve) was smiling down on me.

Trailer forTwilight:

Trailer for Fear:

Just saying.