I got the world’s best catalog in the mail today. I will have to scan or photograph the pages in their entirety because one product at a time just won’t cut it. It’s disturbing. It’s upsetting. It is, quite frankly, the best thing that has ever existed.

A brief preview image, of a candle set:

Yes, that is a candle set. Yes, it is meant to look like the little boy in blue is sticking his head up the chimney. Apparently he has learned nothing from his immolated brother and dog-and/or-deer. You fools! You waxy fools!

My review of Repo! The Genetic Opera is live at Fantasy Magazine. I, um, had an opinion.

There’s a second page to the article that has video clips, which you should watch if possible. The theatrical trailer, especially, is an editing wonder. I would love to interview the people who put that together, because having seen the movie? They are artists.