I got the world’s best catalog in the mail today. I will have to scan or photograph the pages in their entirety because one product at a time just won’t cut it. It’s disturbing. It’s upsetting. It is, quite frankly, the best thing that has ever existed.

A brief preview image, of a candle set:

Yes, that is a candle set. Yes, it is meant to look like the little boy in blue is sticking his head up the chimney. Apparently he has learned nothing from his immolated brother and dog-and/or-deer. You fools! You waxy fools!