Why did they name this episode after the world’s most annoying drink? WHY? Were they trying to hurt me?

Sadly, this episode was not bad enough to warrant a recap of its own, seeing as it vacillated between “watchable” and “slightly boring”, and there was not ONE frozen head. Not one! I miss you, frozen heads! You were my favorite episode ever! TO THE LAB!

To be fair, this episode was notable for two things – homicidal chimpanzees and Judd Nelson – both of which I discuss over at Tor.com. Because seriously, how can you not join a band named Criminal Chimps? We would have, like, eight thousand band members.