My tor.com review is here.

Seriously, this show is hilariously bad. The good news is that if anyone wants to start a band, “Sexually Transmitted Suspended Animation” is probably not taken, and it just looks good, you know?

Also, fire the medical examiner who didn’t notice that his corpse’s heart was beating five times a minute while he was DOING THE AUTOPSY.

Also also, Rufus tortured a mouse for no reason. I bet later he fed it to his dog. Yeah, he has a dog, didn’t you know? Also, he has a crush on his dead wife’s best friend! Are you surprised that this is only coming out in the ninth episode of the season? Well, get in line!

Also, they are really not pulling out any stops. There is never a sbutle question of ethics that you have to wrap your mind around. No, it’s just flesh-eating bacteria transmitted through The Dirty Deed. Can they save the day before a bunch of worthless drunks in Daytona die? Hint: if you want people to care, don’t show us how worthless they are BEFORE you make them sick, because then we sort of get the feeling that someone’s just skimming the crud off the gene pool, okay?

PS. Rufus…damn, child, you are looking FINE.