I just can’t resist taking work breaks to comb through the Met’s Costume Institute for, uh, gift ideas? I don’t know.

You know who else likes to look through the Costume Institute? Albino monks. Nine out of ten prefer the feel of this Poiret evening coat to a garment of horsehair.

Brother Cadfael, you scamp! Always trying to upstage the Bride of Christ on her big day.

(Yeah, I’m Team Poiret. Sorry, Coco.)