Dec
29
2008
I imagine this quote every time some dude is trying to hook a chick
…especially when the chick is out of his league.
Great lines from questionable movies, first in an ongoing and doubtless sporadic series:
“My name is Ethan. I was first in my class at Princeton, I have an IQ of 187…and it’s been suggested that Steven Hawking stole his “Brief History of Time”…from my fourth grade paper.” – Legally Blonde
This moment brought to you by the dude at the table next to me tonight.
P.S. Dude? She’s not going to call you. I know she said she would. She lied.
(Those ellipses are dramatic pauses, not excises. That actor was a genius.)
