Man shot for making noise in a movie theatre.

As someone who goes to movies sometimes, and who would go more often except that people are disgusting and annoying, I want to say two things.

1. The guy got two warnings, which is more than I would give if someone was being annoying and I had a gun.

2. This is why I don’t own a gun.

(Also, it was The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, which makes me laugh. Stop talking! Brad Pitt’s insights are important, and EVERYONE SHOULD LISTEN QUIETLY.)