The People’s Choice Awards are apparently tonight!

I resent the Buzz Polls, I won’t lie. When I worked there, I had to write multiple-choice trivia questions, and I couldn’t use red carpet photos, which took away about 90% of my options. Never have I done so much research on 70s TV shows. NEVER.

Which reminds me:

…not only make her amnesiac, but make her amnesiac AND BLIND, so she would have to “learn by touch” and they could start an evil-twin subplot with the local minor noble, since she would testify they were the same person because they had the same face that she had touched in her AMNESIAC BLINDNESS.

Still want to start a band named Amnesiac Blindness. Sample stage patter: “Thank you, whatever city we’re in!”

Apparently Eleventh Hour is nominated for Best New Drama, which I have to think has something to do with the fact that both shows are on CBS and not with the fact that anyone actually enjoys the show.

Well, I do, but for all the wrong reasons. And it’s back this week! Welcome, ye googly eye!

(GOOGLY EYE.)

Is it wrong to hope that Rufus Sewell shows up drunk? I mean, chances are good, right?