It’s amazing how upsetting I find just the trailers for movies like Taken and The Last House on the Left. I am a weenie of the highest order. I am easy to scare. (The last time I saw a horror movie in the theatre was The Blair Witch Project, which I sincerely regret, though in that particular case I regret wasting two hours of my life and nine bucks. That’s like forty dollars today!)

Seriously, though, every time the Taken trailer plays on my TV, my blood pressure goes up five points. I cannot imagine sitting through two hours of that. We will not even talk about Last House on the Left.