My recap is up at Tor.com.

I would like to add, for the record, that if you are going to have your thin, attractive FBI agent drool in her sleep (I call shenanigans, by the way) and make note of Rufus calling it “cute,” and then you lock them in a fridge, nobody wants to see them staring dully at each other until somebody gets the bright idea to shoot the lock off, okay? It’s Time to Make Out. I don’t even like Agent Marley, because she’s twelve years old and dumber than a box of hair, but there are rules, you know?

Also, you’d think the FBI agent would make sure not to go in first and leave them open to BEING LOCKED INSIDE A FREEZER.

Also also, as someone who was locked in a walk-in freezer by her coworker once when she worked in a restaurant, the light goes off. Good luck shooting the lock off in the pitch dark!

(Also also also, being locked in a freezer is seriously uncool. Not recommended.)

Seeing my name in this table of contents for Federations is not a bad way to start the morning.