This morning, I review Coraline for Fantasy.

Let me tell you, it’s a strange and unusual thing to review a movie I actually LIKE for Fantasy. Who ever thought this day would come? Certainly not Ian Ziering, who is assembling a baker’s dozen men as we speak to come and teach me a thing or two – about how to pose shirtless in my grandmother’s housecleaning wig! HEY-O.

Also a plus: the 3-D glasses they hand out fit over my actual glasses. I was impressed, since my glasses are not small, and it meant I could watch the movie without holding the 3-D glasses to my face like a dowager Duchess in an opera house.