Okay, so, the Sci Fi Channel is changing its name to SyFy, to “build a broader, more open and accessible and relatable and human-friendly brand.”

Dear Sci Fi Channel:

In your quest to be more relatable, you have given us Dark Kingdom, where you foisted Julian Sands on us. You gave us Copperhead, in which someone’s name is Bill Longly. (It’s THAT kind of Western.) And of course you gave us Aztec Rex, in which a dinosaur ATTACKS HERNAN CORTES.

So okay, you’re turning a new leaf. What can we expect from this new, accessible, human-friendly SyFy channel?

…that’s not funny, Sci Fi.