It’s that time again; Xanadu is on TV at 10:30pm EST. Family Channel, for those of you at home.*

I haven’t seen this puppy since high school, when I went to someone’s house under the promise of “the most stylish movie ever.”** (Said person may or may not have since become a drag queen; studies are inconclusive.)

At the time, I remember thinking:

1) The dude in this movie is Swan from The Warriors.
2) Rent was due for poor Gene Kelly.
3) That’s not bad for rollerskates!
4) FROM THE WARRIORS TO THIS. Oh, SWAN.

* Which keeps airing ads for “Sophie,” a show about a woman who gets dumped. For THIS you canceled The Middleman? WHAT THE HELL, ABC.

** This is not true. I will disprove this in picture form at some point when I am not watching Xanadu.