I should have never watched those Chuck/Blair clips!

So, I did another movie news roundup over at Tor.com. Most amusing news story is everyone who’s bulking up on their Star Trek fanfiction (no lie) to get ideas for the new movie, which is basically AU fanfic to start with. In the sequel, Spock’s going to look in a mirror and the whole ship will explode from the time-space-meta disturbance.

However, in far more disturbing movie news, Michael Fassbender (b. 1977) and Abbie Cornish (b. 1982) were both fired from the new Wuthering Heights movie for being too old. They will be replaced by Ed “Chuck Bass” Westwick (b. 1987) and Gemma Arterton (b. 1986), who are, presumably, slightly farther back from the vast, howling chasm of decrepitude that threatens to overwhelm the aged Mr. Fassbender and Ms. Cornish, who must not be able to sleep for fear the Angel of Death will come to carry their geriatric corpses to the next world.