There’s a bird outside my window whose spring call is, “Wheeeee!”

It’s hilarious and adorable, and I wanted to play Amateur Ornithologist and find this bird out, so I hit the New York City Birding Wiki ID Template, which has this helpful image guide on its front page:

Fuck you, Not an American Robin! You’re such a poser.

(I imagine an actual American Robin sitting at some Internet Cafe, furiously banging out the image code.)

Also, my little tweeter is a European Starling.