Heads-up for all amateur and professional apocalypse enthusiasts: Discovery Channel is premiering The Colony tomorrow at 10pm EST!

No idea about the quality of the show, nor at what point in the apocalypse we actually begin (I see both crazy “all the cars have stopped” action and “now we have rigged some plumbing!” action, so it’s anybody’s game at this point, I guess).

I do know one thing, however.

PLEASE NOTE: That thing is labeled “BOAT.” So if you thought it was an enormous iron, man, joke’s on you.