You guys, there’s a TV show called The Vampire Diaries, adapted from a YA series of the same name. I have not read the books and therefore cannot comment, but the show is clearly trying to be the small-screen Twilight (smart move), no matter how hard they have to wrestle it into shape.

Basically, this preview clip is five minutes of comedy gold, is what I’m saying. Enjoy our pregnant pauses!

My favorite part: They go to high school inside the west wing of a Mondrian, for some reason.

(Oh, Ian Somerhalder. Was rent due?)