So, Hollywood just fell out ALL OVER this week. I wrapped up the best and worst of it over at Tor.com.

It’s worth seeing just for the New Moon preview, which includes someone too young to rent a car talking very seriously about the craft of being shirtless. is obligated to watch the preview just so she knows what she’s in for when we hit the midnight show this year.

(I will never forget the thunder of those fangirls racing up the stairs. Noooo joke.)

It’s also worth seeing for the Dorian Gray preview. The good news: Colin firth plays it gay. The bad news: the movie is trying to make you forget that; it slapped Rebecca Hall right in the middle to interrupt Colin’s gaze. This movie looks awful, delightful, or both. Speaking of midnight shows…