So, Disney bought Marvel. I punned around over at Tor.com about it, because when a disaster this bad creaks into being, you should laugh before you run screaming from the corporate behemoth that is coming for you and your children, you know?

P.S. When I was a kid, my granddad bought me five stocks of Disney. In other news, today I’m going to buy a house with a pool.

P.P.S. I’ve gotten a couple of hilarious anonymous comments on my LJ since that article went up, including one about how normal people don’t shop at Goodwill. Oh, the internet; where quality folks will always find you.