So, Megan Fox, acknowledged by all including her employers to be a suck actress, is in the running to be Catwoman. There are rumors she has already signed.

I took it straight to Tor.com, because some things just aren’t right, and Megan Fox being cast in roles that require actual acting is one of them. I let it go when her role was “Head Prostitute” in Jonah Hex (because where do you even BEGIN to complain about that?), but she’s been rumored for so many leading roles (most of them for comic-book projects) that there’s clearly something up.

To conclude: Christopher Nolan, do you have a concussion? First it was Katie Holmes, now it’s going to be Megan Fox, DEAR GOD NO JUST CAST RACHEL WEISZ ALREADY, DAMN, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.