DO: Make your daughter Anne of Avonlea! Remember, puffy sleeves mean you love her more than Marilla does.
DON’T: Put your eleven-year-old in a saloon girl costume, okay? Just, really not something an eleven-year-old needs to be.
DO: Make an owl costume for yourself or your child!
DON’T: Make EVERYONE an owl, for god’s sake. I said OR, not AND. Just look at what will happen. Every single member of that fake family is smiling through their tears
DO: NOT EVER DO THIS.
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The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette reviews Girls at the Kingfisher Club: "There’s a second world under the one everybody sees..."
The Washington Post reviews Girls at the Kingfisher Club: "Genevieve Valentine weaves a mesmerizing, surreal retelling of 'The Twelve Dancing Princesses'."
Ten Reasons You Should Be Watching Penny Dreadful, io9.com, June 2014
The Musketeers is a cheeky, swashbuckling good time, AV Club, June 2014
Book Your Trip (various), NPR.org, June 2014
[Fiction] "Eighty Miles an Hour All the Way to Paradise," Robot Uprisings, April 2014
The cover for Catwoman #36, art by Jae Lee. on sale in November! (Yes, that’s Selina fighting Catwoman and losing. Yes, Catwoman looks a little different. Yes, I’m counting down the days until I can stop playing coy like this.)
I know what some of your big city, no-bra-wearing, hairy-legged women libbers might say. They might say that a pageant is old-fashioned and demeaning to the girls… No, I think you boys are gonna find something a little bit different here in Mount Rose.