DO: Make your daughter Anne of Avonlea! Remember, puffy sleeves mean you love her more than Marilla does.
DON’T: Put your eleven-year-old in a saloon girl costume, okay? Just, really not something an eleven-year-old needs to be.
DO: Make an owl costume for yourself or your child!
DON’T: Make EVERYONE an owl, for god’s sake. I said OR, not AND. Just look at what will happen. Every single member of that fake family is smiling through their tears
DO: NOT EVER DO THIS.
DON’T: EVER.… Read more »
[Fiction] "Eighty Miles an Hour All the Way to Paradise," Robot Uprisings, April 2014
Elementary, "No Lack of Void," AV Club, April 2014
TURN, "Who By Fire", AV Club, April 2014
Kings was an awkward alternate universe, gone too soon, AV Club, March 2014
Full Boyle: Guys Who Don't Hear No Just Aren't Funny Anymore, AV Club, March 2014
Intertitles: A Thing That Lives on Tears: Goodness and Clarice Starling, Strange Horizons, March 2014