DO: Make your daughter Anne of Avonlea! Remember, puffy sleeves mean you love her more than Marilla does.

DON’T: Put your eleven-year-old in a saloon girl costume, okay? Just, really not something an eleven-year-old needs to be.

DO: Make an owl costume for yourself or your child!

DON’T: Make EVERYONE an owl, for god’s sake. I said OR, not AND. Just look at what will happen. Every single member of that fake family is smiling through their tears

DO: NOT EVER DO THIS.

DON’T: EVER.