Dec 30 2009

The Baker Street Irregulars: Portrayals of Sherlock Holmes

The character of Sherlock Holmes is one of the most iconic in literature, so easily recognizable that his hat alone conjures up the image of a stuffy Victorian sitting room, a faithful doctor, and a seemingly-impossible conclusion that, of course, makes sense once the clues are explained. Fans of the stories know that Holmes was a little more cutting-edge than cozy, with a great interest in forensics, a pugilist pastime, and a cocaine habit.

When bringing him to the screen, the struggle usually lies in reconciling Holmes the preternaturally-capable investigator and Holmes the unpredictable private man. And, of course, there’s no Holmes without his Watson; the way the good Doctor is handled can make or break an adaptation.

Below, I list some of the best, some honorable mentions, and one or two portrayals that, uh, build character.

In no particular order, The Best:

Basil Rathbone. After two Victorian takes, Basil Rathbone’s Holmes was transported to the modern day, where he still managed to do justice to Sherlock Holmes by way of Bogart. Rathbone’s Holmes was an unflappable man of action who never minded an armed standoff with the bad guys (which was almost always necessary, since his bumbling Watson was regularly tardy with police backup). The dialogue is more hard-boiled and the character development shallower than in other adaptations, but when Holmes’s case load includes keeping a bomb-sight out of Nazi hands, it’s hard to get away with anything flowery.

Jeremy Brett. Iconic. During the long-running series, Brett built Holmes from the ground up. From the cold, analytical investigator to the manic and often cruel private man, Brett will remain for many the ultimate and most deeply-felt Holmes. His Watsons (there were two) didn’t fare so well, often taking the part of the bumbling fool who needs rescuing and/or excessive explanation. (It’s not really a wonder that this Holmes sometimes lost his temper; with friends like Watson, who needs enemies?)

Vasiliy Livanov. Livanov faced a serious challenge in bringing one of England’s most-beloved characters to life in the age of Jeremy Brett—and he knocked it out of the park. This Holmes is repressed rather than reserved, calculating but not cold, with flashes of sly humor that outstrip any other portrayal of the character. In a canon that can make the detective seem less man than superman, his Holmes is relentlessly grounded, a master of the facts. It helps that his Watson is a solid but intelligent sidekick, who helps more than he hinders and actually converses, rather than exposits, with Holmes.

Rupert Everett . It was a bit of a scandal when Rupert Everett was cast for the BBC’s original-case take on Holmes. The case (a lustful serial killer right out of an episode of Ye Olde SVU) was a little prurient for Holmes’s usual, but Everett’s performance left nothing to be desired. He was haughty, withdrawn, easily bored and turning to drugs for recreation, intelligent but not infallible. In fact, his Watson (the excellent Ian Hart) makes several deductive leaps and is instrumental in helping Holmes solve the case. (It’s interesting to note that this adaptation has a much more equal Holmes/Watson partnership and a subplot about Holmes’s unhappiness with Watson’s impending marriage, both of which would pop up a few years later in Ritchie’s take.)

Robert Downey, Jr.  The characterization is unorthodox, the plot a downright mess, but Robert Downey, Jr. doesn’t turn in lackluster performances, and this is no exception. His gritty Holmes teeters on the brink, driven half-mad by his own abilities and frantic whenever anything (boredom, loneliness, attraction) threatens his analysis. With a streak of humor that could be delightful given any quality dialogue to work with, his Holmes promises to be an interesting take on a classic.



Honorable Mentions:

Richard Roxburgh. While not as polished a take as Everett would turn in as his replacement, Roxburgh’s one-off Holmes still managed a quiet magnetism that explains why Watson would stay friends with him despite (well-founded) frustrations. Roxburgh’s Holmes feels genuinely unpredictable; even the well-trodden Hound of the Baskervilles takes on a dangerous edge. (Ian Hart’s Watson is again outstanding, positioning himself as Holmes’s missing conscience.) Unfortunately, there’s a casting snag when Roxburgh meets up with Richard E. Grant as Stapleton, Holmes’s tactical equal—and who, the audience realizes, might make a better Holmes. (Such are the dangers of excellent casting.)

John Barrymore. Back when the movies were silent, it was even harder to get Holmes’s verbosity down to manageable levels without actually projecting the entire story. The movie itself is less than captivating, but Barrymore brings us a university-age Holmes who’s a gentler, self-aware young detective with hints of the jaded investigator he’ll become. (This Holmes makes a list of his own limitations, and smiles about them.) His Watson, sadly, is too busy introducing incredulous title cards to have much of a personality.



For Laughs:

The Great Mouse Detective: this animated musical follows the adventures of Basil of Baker Street, the sharpest mouse in London, and his sidekick Dr. Dawson. Ironically, it contains more of Arthur Conan Doyle’s original social and class commentary than most straight-up Holmes adaptations, as working-class and upper-class rodents face off. (Also, there’s a bat. I…don’t know.)

Christopher Lee. Lee’s tireless quest to portray every important character ever written for the screen made a brief pit stop at Baker Street, as Lee played a semi-retired Holmes for two TV miniseries. His Holmes, awesomely, is exactly like his Saruman (and his Dracula), so when he sits down to dinner with Morgan Fairchild as Irene Adler (!) there’s the delightful sensation that he could banish her to the top of the tower at any moment. (Sadly, he never does.)

How about it, Baker Street aficionados? Is there a particular Holmes that goes straight to your heart (or any that make you just want to stab someone)?



Dec 30 2009

(No shit!) Sherlock.

Two Sherlock Holmes articles up today!

Fantasy Magazine has the review proper (beware minor spoilers, though the plot is so terrible that spoilers can only help).

The, at Tor.com, I talk about some other, better Sherlock Holmeses. RDJ actually makes the Best Of list, mostly because he’s such an intense actor that he gives his all even when the movie makes no sense. Also on that list is Rupert Everett, back when he was a good actor and hadn’t yet gone off the handle and gotten more Botox than Joan Rivers. (Oh, RUPERT.) Luckily, he is immortalized in The Case of the Silk Stocking, amidst Awesome British Actor Camp vets, doing a lovely job.

Sadly, that’s not so with Christopher Lee, who remains one of the worst Sherlocks I’ve ever seen in my LIFE. I love that guy so much, but I do not know why he didn’t cut and run when he saw that he was going up against MORGAN FAIRCHILD, oh my GOD.

I’ve gotten some recap requests, so in the next few days I’ll be running down the two recent BBC adaptations with their one-off Sherlocks, and possibly the Livanov version of Hound of the Baskervilles, in which Sherlock Holmes is cooler than you, even if you are also Sherlock Holmes.


Dec 29 2009

Fire Your Agent: Hans Matheson

So, among the many graduates of Awesome British Actor Camp, there’s a little subculture of actors who are probably perfectly nice people who enjoy things like accounting and pinochle. Unfortunately, they have a particular aura about them that make them look like escapees from a gang of creepers.

If they really were a gang, and nine of them were being chosen to go up to the Bronx to hear Cyrus give his big speech, Cillian Murphy would be the leader. Dude is an awesome actor, but no one is ever surprised when he turns into a total raging revenge murderer an hour into 28 Days Later, is all I’m saying.

Second one chosen would be Hans Matheson.

If you need more evidence than his face, keep reading.

Hans is a very good actor, though without a steady directorial hand his acting can tip into overacting.

On the other hand, most of the time it’s not his fault; there’s only so far you can rise above the material when everyone looks like this. (P.S. I see what you did here, Duncan Idaho!)

Mists of Avalon was the first time I saw him, and even though the whole miniseries was just a mess (Joan Allen, you put that period piece away RIGHT NOW), he was far from the worst thing in it (Samantha Mathis was! We’ll tackle this later), and he managed some good beats almost despite the script. His face when he discovers his parentage is great.

On the other hand, when you get your big break playing Mordred, fighting the creeper vibe is an uphill battle. Forever.

After that he got a bigger break in Les Miserables, playing Marius, who’s sort of intense under the best conditions, and was an absolute stalker when Matheson played him. It’s not his fault, honest! He was just born under a creepy star! He never blinks!

Lest you think I’m out to get him, let me point out what a sad percentage of his movies I own, and allow me to stress again how nice he probably is. He plays the fiddle!

I’m just saying, there’s something about him, even when he’s playing decent characters, like in Bathory:

…no comment.

My favorite film of his is Canone Inverso, a movie which I bought off eBay and had converted as soon as I was able to find it. (I was in college, and had not really discovered the internet yet. I’m still surprised I knew about eBay.)

In it, he plays a violin genius attending Violin Genius School, who has a love/hate relationship with another violin genius, Lee Williams (who, let’s face it, was really weird in The Forsyte Saga: To Let, and creepy as shit in the Wolves of Kromer, and probably also has a slot in the Creepers):

But even he thinks Hans’s thousand-yard stare is a little much. You’re in class, dude! Just daydream about sex like everyone else!

Anyway, after accidentally-unsettling turns in I am Dina (with the amazing Marie Bonnevie), Doctor Zhivago, and The Tudors, his agent got him a role in Sherlock Holmes, playing Lord Coward. Here’s how that went.

[Hans appears.]

Me, whispering to my mom: He’s evil.
Mom: How do you know?
Me: …he’s onscreen.

[Two minutes later, Lord Coward is revealed to be an intense creep.]

Mom: Oh, this is Hans Matheson!

I’m just saying.

Picture source: hansmatheson.org. H may be a little odd, but he’s easy on the eyes.


Dec 28 2009

[Heartfelt Holiday Essay here.]

Nah, that would mean having feelings! My Christmas was uneventful. The vibe is always pajama-tastic and our gift-giving is minimal, since Christmas is mostly a chance to get together and watch Chanticleer and Band of Brothers and consume cookies in obscene quantities.

I watched an entire season of So You Think You Can Dance in a single night, which is really the way to go, because rooting for people for one evening is a lot less exhausting than doing it for eight weeks.(I am also beginning to think I am a jinx, because the dancer of my heart has never won, even though most of the time I understand who won and why. Hint: if you are a supertalented gay dancer, you will probably come in second. Have fun!)

Awesomely, I went to see Sherlock Holmes. Expect two articles on that sometime this week. Just so you all know, my mother is a bigger movie freak than I am (the film canister has not fallen far from the tree). She fell asleep during Sherlock Holmes. If I could, I’d make that my entire review; unfortunately, that only works if you know my mom. Damn you, frame of reference!

On the way home, a guy in a cord blazer and an Eddie Bauer suitcase cuts the bus line in front of me. He proceeds to ask me a series of questions like, “Will the porter take my bag?” clutching his copy of Self-Reliance fiercely to his chest. When he finally asks if he’s in the right group, and is told he’s actually supposed to be behind me, he declines to move with a smile and a patronizing, “Well, I’ve never taken a bus before. I’ll just stay here.”

He was corrected. [Okay, maybe this really is my version of a heartfelt holiday essay.]


Dec 23 2009

BREAKING MOVIE NEWS.

Found on ONTD – there is a new Oscar category for Best Thing in the World, and this person is the ONLY NOMINEE:

“Cinema 2009: 1 Year, 342 Movies, 12 Months of Production, 7 Minutes.”

I don’t know if anyone knows this, but I love movies a lot? Anyway, this is basically what the inside of my head looks like, all the time, awake or asleep. (This also explains why I forget real-life stuff – you notice there is no frame in here that says YOU ARE OUT OF MILK, for example.)

Dear person who made this: you are a genius.