This weekend, the Miss World 2009 (2010?) competition happened. Despite not knowing anything about pageants, I’m going to make the sweeping generalization that this pageant is in general less fun than Miss Universe, because there’s no parade of national costumes, which is just a shame.

On the other hand, there’s always the talent competition.

Ladies and gentlemen, your Miss World. She’s from Gibraltar, and below the cut, you can see who she beat!

(Though apparently she didn’t win this talent portion, because no one could stop looking awkwardly at their papers long enough to write any scores down.)

Lots of Hostage Eyes, lots of sequins. It’s how pageants roll.
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