This month’s Top Ten at Fantasy is Fantasy’s Top Ten Ham Jobs.

Things to know:

1. That is the bluest pun I have ever worked in my LIFE.

2. This list was so hard to narrow down to just ten, you cannot even imagine. There are three dozen actors gnashing their teeth and ripping scenery to shreds right now because they just missed the list. (These people include David Thewlis in Dragonheart and Ray Liotta in In the Name of the King, both of whom were just stellar, but David Thewlis was too lethargic to chew scenery with the necessary aplomb, and Ray Liotta will come to my house and yell at me if I make him angry, so they both get a pass. THIS TIME.)