So, this weekend I saw Beauty and the Beast on SyFy, so I could review it. I figured it would be bad, and campy, and a little slipshod.
I…was not prepared for what happened.
It’s up at Tor.com if you want to know how all that turned out.
Disclaimer: the plot summary is correct as far as I can remember, but even after seeing it twice, I am still not sure of anything.…