(You have to use all the ‘o’s. Everyone in the movie does.)

Over the weekend, as ordered, I actually told a ticket taker “Jonah Hex, please!” and saw it.

We all knew it was going to be bad. But I honestly could not have predicted the scope of awfulness here. This was no ordinary awful. It was almost magically bad. I snickered uncontrollably pretty much nonstop.

I also made this face a lot.

(Michael Fassbender, you put this movie down RIGHT NOW.)

Check out the details at here, but be warned that the written word cannot do justice to how sublimely, accidentally hilarious this movie is.