That old SF-drama-action-comedy, The Fifth Element, is a Strange Horizons channel-flip!
Bruce Willis went to an arts festival! And, as happens when Bruce goes anywhere in a movie, ever:
Aliens shooting up the place! Marble dust everywhere! Bruce Willis asks beefcake Mozart for a gun, but the guy can’t hear him, and rolls him…balls of gum. Movie, you cannot be serious. That’s the worst.
Bruce is out to save Chris Tucker, stranded on the balcony. He’s got a Prince bodysuit, and he won poker with Elizabeth Taylor… Read more »