Last night was the release of Eclipse, the third movie in the Twilight franchise. Theaters were packed; Team Edward/Jacob loyalties ran high; anticipatory squeals filled the air.
The movie that unfolded wasn’t worth any of it.
This has gone beyond cinematic “worth” in the context of inscrutable teen tastes, or a shift in the zeitgeist, or any of the other trends that set their intended audience alight while mystifying everyone outside their demographic. This is about a two-hour movie that has to pull its bookend voiceover into the film to… Read more »
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These tiny orange poseurs are known for being easy to peel, and seedless. They lose that second characteristic if they are cross-pollinated, however, which has actually led some of their professional cultivators to sue near-by bee-keepers. Additionally, Clementine was the tragic folk heroine daughter of a miner during the California gold rush. We do not know her thoughts on citrus.
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