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Eclipse: The Decline and Fall of the Twilight Empire
Last night was the release of Eclipse, the third movie in the Twilight franchise. Theaters were packed; Team Edward/Jacob loyalties ran high; anticipatory squeals filled the air. The movie that unfolded wasn’t worth any of it. This has gone beyond cinematic “worth” in the context of inscrutable teen tastes, or a shift in the zeitgeist, or any of the other trends that set their intended audience alight while mystifying everyone outside their demographic. This is about a two-hour movie that has to pull its bookend voiceover into the film to… Read more »

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    Sir, I have urgent need of an necropsy. Will you assist us?

    “I am occupied solely in research. I will not bore myself with explanations you could not possibly understand. Now, kindly, stop wasting my time and get out!”

    if you listen carefully, the sound effect that comes with her stare in the second .gif is still audible


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