So, in my weekly scouring of the Costumer’s Guide, I ran across a still from a new movie, The Secret of Moonacre.

Now, that’s a lovely dress, so of course I rush to find out what sort of awesome-costume movie this is.

This is the first poster I saw:

It looks very steampunk! A little wild, a little sepia, some Legend action going on with the horse and the smaller-than-normal sidekicks and the Tim Curry and everything. Sign me up, right?

…right?

The second poster:

In which Aslan leads us all to the sacred village of Tweeville, ruled by Bob the Rabbit up front there, and Vice-Mayor Magical Unicorn Pony.

Who’s right? Well, the official site tells us more about it:

“Robin”
Played by Augustus Prew

Undergoing the biggest transformation from book to screen, Augustus Prew’s Robin is most likely to set young female hearts alight with his troubled interpretation of the role. He gives us a much darker, more interesting character who Maria has to convince to change his loyalties to aid her on her quest.

It’s a movie about a bunch of crazy-fuck firestarters in bowler hats! You little bastards! Vice-Mayor Magical Unicorn Pony will have something to say about this!