Various and sundry.
Most of my brain time the last few weeks has vanished into writing, family time, and cleaning house in an attempt to avoid writing. Sure, there are movies coming up (the mid-90s Beauty and the Phantom homage Rigoletto probably being first on the block, because a movie that disturbing must have been a DOOZY to see as a kid), but before you can blog a movie you have to screencap a mile in its shoes, etc., and somehow I haven’t been able to bring myself to go back and watch the whole movie again.…
Emmys 2011: Red Carpet Rundown
Emmys 2011: Red Carpet RundownSo, the Emmys happened! I didn’t watch (there’s no point, plus since Cate Blanchett lost the Oscar to Gwyneth Paltrow there’s no justice etc.), but I hear that overall, things went well. Plus, Downton Abbey won some things! That’s great news! That damn show and what it does to my blood pressure is something we shall speak of another time.…
Miss Universe 2011
Miss Universe 2011Miss Universe! Yes, it’s that time again, when hopeful young ladies gather from all around the world to grin their beautiful hostage grins into the camera, and to be dressed like fools in “National Dress” by horrible pageant planners secretly trying to test what young ladies are willing to wear on camera.…
Four Things! And the nerdiest thing.
Including some self-promo, handbell choirs, and a confession about the nerdiest things in my attic. First, stories! 1. My terrorism-and-toads story “Bufonidae” will be appearing in the inaugural issue of Phantasmagorium, edited by Laird Barron! It seems like this horror number might be available around Halloween, which is handy, so stay tuned.…
We Need to Talk: The Scarlet Letter
We Need to Talk: The Scarlet LetterA week or so ago, I talked about my latest Intertitles column, which makes passing mention of The Scarlet Letter as all that is frightening and uproarious about literary adaptations. In some ways, knowing that the film is “Freely Adapted from the Novel” should tell you what sort of movie you’re in for, but at the same time, it sort of sounds like an adaptation in which Hester Prynne has enough of this Puritan nonsense and peaces out on a dragon to go live in the mountains and do just whatever the hell she wants.…
The Scarlet Letter: The Beginnining
So, just like I promised/threatened in my post about Adaptation and other Conversations, I rewatched The Scarlet Letter this week to add it to the We Need to Talk Collection of Quality Cinema. WOW, does that movie suck. The last time I saw it I was in high school, and I remember being appalled at the writing, at Demi Moore, at the Kool-Aid Finch, at the wasted supporting cast, and that Eric Schweig’s next big Hollywood option after Last of the Mohicans was some racist nonsense in this pile of crap.…