Category: Questionable Taste Theatre
King Arthur
King ArthurIn a year in which everything is absolute garbage, there was one bright light, one burst of true art: KING ARTHUR. I tweeted about why. It's a terrible movie. This is not in dispute. It is also, however, easily in the top ten of movies that made me laugh the most.…
Ten Things You Should Know about Dracula Untold
Ten Things You Should Know about Dracula UntoldThis week, Dracula Untold gets the dubious honor of trying to restart the Universal monster franchise all by itself! The question on everyone’s mind is, “Wait, they’re rebooting Dracula?” because this movie was not marketed particularly well. The question on everyone’s mind after they hear about it is, “Wait, seriously?” And oh, yes.…
Ten Things You Should Know About I, Frankenstein
Ten Things You Should Know About I, FrankensteinEvery year, in darkest winter, the cinemas are largely filled with leftover awards contenders and a studio’s awkward also-rans that got bumped until there was just no space left. But amid those disparate offerings lurks B-movie gold: the January Gem, which can occasionally come out in February depending on how many technothrillers a movie studio has to burn off first.…
TV Movies and Other Accidental Horrors
TV Movies and Other Accidental HorrorsSometimes I tell friends to watch things that are awful. It’s harder if the only recommendation I have is, “No, you can’t imagine how bad it is until you see it.” It gets more awkward if it’s something I found during one of my down-the-rabbit hole Netflix fugue states, where I snap out of it the next day and realize I’ve watched seven movies, each worse than the last, until I nearly rewatched Blood of Beasts, a “Viking” Beauty and the Beast story where the only part that ever stays with me is where she offers to help her bear-suit captor wash up by pressing a damp washcloth gingerly to his shoulder three times, the end.…
The Sharknado Drinking Game
The Sharknado Drinking GameSo, everyone experienced Sharknado the first time around, I hope? I know some people didn’t, because they were asleep, or locked in barns by prankster friends, or staying in major hotel chains that don’t even offer SyFy and leave you in the dark for 72 hours. The good news, for those who missed it: Sharknado was so popular that they’re airing it again today at 7pm Eastern!…
Pacific Rim
Pacific RimI’m at convention this weekend; I had planned to arrive in time to watch the late-night rerun of Sharknado, because there was no way I was missing Sharknado. As it turns out, there was a way, since the hotel didn’t carry the necessary channel, which meant my plans of a sublime B-movie were dashed.…