Red Carpet Rundown: The 2019 SAG Awards
Red Carpet Rundown: The 2019 SAG AwardsThe SAGs: The one where everyone tries the style stuff they aren’t sure will work for the Oscars, the Emmys, or the Globes! That’s not entirely fair; obviously, at this point in our late capitalist celebrityscape, every red carpet counts. And in some ways, the SAGs are a playground for actors in ensembles, where other red carpet camera appearances aren’t quite as guaranteed and they get to go all out for this one.…
Red Carpet Rundown: The 2019 Golden Globes
Red Carpet Rundown: The 2019 Golden GlobesAh, the dystopia of red carpet season is really hitting its stride. Recently a friend who doesn’t watch red carpets much asked me, “You keep saying the red carpet is weird, but – what’s so weird?” And sure. Fundamentally, it’s people in the industry – many of whom routinely appear on camera for their job – getting dressed up and appearing on camera again to talk about things they did for their job.…
Another Year
Another YearYou know it’s been A Year when the thing you remember most is Story Land, which felt like two years ago until you looked up the thread about it and realized it was only a handful of months ago that you first went to the only currently-operating haunted theme park in the States.…
“Hello, I’m Your Election”
"Hello, I'm Your Election"Mozilla invited me to describe elections in the future, given advances in technology we see every day. “Hello, I’m Your Election” premiered as an audio piece on Mozilla’s IRL podcast;…
Red Carpet Rundown: The 2018 Emmys
Red Carpet Rundown: The 2018 Emmys  It begins: Red Carpet season, in which stylists and PR reps throughout the land bring in the Red Carpet Harvest and carefully apply their dresses to the brands of various celebrities who must all pretend that none of this is a bizarre competition for greatness on this carpet and, simultaneously, any number of secondary clandestine objectives, while holding their arms nonchalantly and making eye contact with six cameras at once.…
“Abandonware”
"Abandonware"My newest story, “Abandonware,” is part of Lightspeed Magazine’s 100th issue. Family, memory, video games, deer.…