Miss Universe: National Costume Contest

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The best thing in the entire world has happened: the annual Miss Universe National Costume Contest. Every country took a different approach; most of them failed miserably, providing endless joy for yours truly! A photo essay is below, though in case you’re thinking, “Is this a little tasteless for my browsing pleasure?”, please know that this is the outfit that WON. If you looked at that picture and thought, “That’s just what I wore to my prom!”, you will LOVE this competition. This is in no way safe for dial-up, or for your sense of a just and rational universe. Weirdly, the Muppet thing is one of the least hysterical ones.… Read more »